here's your coke

thank u hobbit

believe me this hobbit : believe me or no the uruks turn north east. and the fuckin human, aaragorn or smth said : oh my god they are taking the hobbits to isenguard. and i said, no shit. And than we slept. About 2 days .2 days later, we wake up, and this human showed up riding a horse. and he said i am eomer son of .... what bussyness do u guys have here. our bussiness is that of our own. and he said, i would cut off your head dwarf if it stood but a little higher from the ground. so, i take my 2 handed axe and cut off his head. the others say ok master dwarf, we will obey you. than, we road to isenguard

aici am fost oprit si intrebat : are u sure that is the real story ? true story

YEEEEES.

and then we go to helms deep or somtething. and the king there, is about insane, u know? INSANE. so i took my two handed axe again and cut off his head, and his head rolled on the floor, blood and everything.

and, the wizard.

what wizard i am asked.

the... white one or somethin

there were two white ones. wich one are u talking about

the one, that was riding with me

thee wizard said, ok if u killed the king than u;re the king

i said ok, i take the crown and fuck eowin. for two weeks, and a half

and u had babys

noo, no babys

no babys ?

no, coz she was , she was aaa...

SHE WAS A HE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nooo, she could not get pregnant because she was sick

how do you know.

well she was throwing up while i was fucking her

thats sick man, how can u do that

cause i;m a dward and i don;t give a shit

and than, i said ok, if this is the mother fuckin queen or somethin, cannot give me babys, i will have to find another queen

so i went on to war with, some guy, named sauron, or smth

so i slaped him and his friend saruman, and than i saw the most beautyfull shit i;ve ever seen. arwen .

so, arwen is the shit

so, i fucked the shit for a few years

and than when i was sick of this shit, i gave it to my slave, aragorn. and i named him king of the shit, king of everything

and than, having nothing to fuck, i started fuckin the immortal sex godess galadriel

and galadriel would not only be the sex godess, she also invited her relatives from valinor

vaaaaa, liiiii ... . NOR