Elven tits rule

There are two types of people in this world. Those who get on facebook to see other people, and those who get on facebook to be seen by other people.

I HATE BOTH. Not only they want to see other people's shit, but they also want other people to see their shit.

Tonight i saw the most incredibly unbelieveble, ugly, disgusting, filthy, sickening shit ever. Nooo, i am not going to share. I saw it and it's my ugly memory.

Axe's alter ego comes in and says... the same thing. you don't want to share this with anybody. For those of you already readin' axe's shity blog.... this is sick... ER. we have pictures. and we don't wanna share.

No, that was not actually my alter-ego. That was my fifth personality "person". I don't wanna know what the other three have to say about this shit.

there was a song that went : "early morning, she wakes up, time to make up, perfect TITS"... ups, axe's alter ego has tourettes...

WHAT ? Me no have no perfect tits. Or a tourette. Thats a tank thing gadget i think,...

he lies. he doesn't think shit right now. he just has perfect tits. in his mind. it's all the clubbing...

fuck. my other personality is shitting on me. I say it again . I ain't got no perfect tits. AND, i've been doin no clubbin and shit...

which brings us to our next philosophical question. are the perfect TITS natural, or silycon? or just plain sily?

of course the PERFECT tits are not natural silly bastard !! they never are. They are only natural when in elven form and shit...

how the fuck did i forget that. and they live 3000 years, of course. elven tits rule!!!!

no contradiction here mate. Elven TITS, DO RULE ! they rule the earth, the middle earth, the future earth, the Chuck Norris Earth, and any other earth invented by Captain Planet or any other silly creature or captain

let our tits combine!!!

Skin, Milk, Bounce, Sweat, Nipples, gooooooooooo TITS!

By your powers combined i am Captain Booby !

ALL HAIL ARWEN .... THE SHIT !